Rules
Go to Google and search the phrase. Type in the first answer. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use your REAL 1st name...
Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Zach needs a shower."

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Zach looks like a gay pirate" FUCK YOU.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Chris says: "1 more wins til the Wings have the Cup" o.0;;

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Zach wants me to let him fuck me." Hot chick?!

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Zach does Hari Kari." Finally, suicide.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Zach hates everything about Taylor." True 'dat!

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Zach ask Lauren out." Uhh, does Pacific even have a Lauren?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Zach goes to Paris." Ahh, the french!!! >_<

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Zach likes to run (some say too much)" SO TRUE.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "ZACH EATS PANCAKES!" YAY!!!

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "Zach wears Ladies Speedstick.s." Weird Myspace.


Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Zach was arrested for allegedly going along with plans suggested to him and others by an FBI agent-provocateur for destroying some cell phone towers and power plants in California (which, to give credit where it is due, are probably some of the best ideas the FBI has come up with). If you’re in Boston, an activist group I am a part of is getting together Monday at 7 p.m. at TJ Scallywaggles to write letters to Zach and other imprisoned eco-activists." Going out with a bang?